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Ok yall, let's get it started! YOU'RE GHETTO WHEN....

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Instead of having direct deposit....You cash your "Child Support" check at the local liquor store and make a substantial purchase before leaving (this is for the kids huh)

When you sell a $100 worth of food stamps for $40 cash....(and don't think I'm not jumping on that deal...LOL)

You and your momma are 10 years apart.

If your daddy carries his money in a Crown royal bag

If you wear flip flops to any of these places; Church, Court, Sizzler, riding a bicycle, the Golf course.

You have more money on your teeth than you do in your bank account

You use soap as deodorant

Baking soda as toothpaste

the end of your towel is also your rag

liquid soap is your lotion

You drink any thing out of a mason jar

You eat cereal @10:30 pm

you cut hotogs into your noodles

you eat noodles.


Your license plates are for a different car.

you buy a dress every week, wear it and take it back.


your kids can rap before they can walk.
when your cable guy is named ray ray...

wash clothes with dish detergent..

when your furniture in the house consist of milk crates...

when your patio furniture or porch furniture is a living room set
When your halloween costume is bed linen...bed sheet for a ghost or pillow case for a cape
YOU'RE GHETTO WHEN.... you run out of soap or bubble bath & use DISH WASHING LIQUID to take a bath with.

Heck... YOU'RE GHETTO WHEN.... you refer to DISH WASHING LIQUID as "DISH DETERGENT".
Dang....it aint called Dish Detergent?

You know you ghetto when you use ruined hosiery as your stocking cap...with the knot in the top!
....you refer to Old English beer as 8-Ball and your size of choice is a 40 oz....excuse me a fordy oz...haha

(but seriously though, yall keep drankin' cause a sistah gotta pay some bills! LOL)
when you drive a cutlass on 24's with a handicap sign in the car Booming your system..."FOREVER MY LADY"...lol ..saw that this morning!!

@AF..I know I got a lil ghetto in me because my mama use to always get on my case for saying dish detergent instead of dish washing liquid...lol
Gwen....I don't know what da problem is...(haha)...I still say "dish detergent"! Is something wrong with that? Oh well, I guess we're just Ghetto in my family because.... my Ghetto sister says Skreet instead of Street...LOL!
i don't think i have ever said dish washing liquid lolol just don't tell me i cant say washing powder either...when it's liquid lololol
....you see see two bootleg cable companies in the SAME apartment community hating on the other cable bootleg service provider.....Just saw this at work ..The other bootlegger said: " Yall dont know what the Hell yall doing,See I wouldve did it better than that for only 20 bucks"....I mean wires hanging everywhere yalll...too funny!!!

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