YOU'RE GHETTO WHEN....

Ok yall, let's get it started! YOU'RE GHETTO WHEN....

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Permalink Reply by George Brown on January 19, 2010 at 3:13am

Instead of having direct deposit....You cash your "Child Support" check at the local liquor store and make a substantial purchase before leaving (this is for the kids huh)

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Permalink Reply by George Brown on January 19, 2010 at 3:21am

When you sell a $100 worth of food stamps for $40 cash....(and don't think I'm not jumping on that deal...LOL)

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Permalink Reply by Franklin Todd Johnson on January 19, 2010 at 3:51am

You and your momma are 10 years apart.

If your daddy carries his money in a Crown royal bag

If you wear flip flops to any of these places; Church, Court, Sizzler, riding a bicycle, the Golf course.

You have more money on your teeth than you do in your bank account

You use soap as deodorant

Baking soda as toothpaste

the end of your towel is also your rag

liquid soap is your lotion

You drink any thing out of a mason jar

You eat cereal @10:30 pm

you cut hotogs into your noodles

you eat noodles.

Your license plates are for a different car.

you buy a dress every week, wear it and take it back.

your kids can rap before they can walk.

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Permalink Reply by Gwendolyn Braswell on January 19, 2010 at 9:46am

when your cable guy is named ray ray...

wash clothes with dish detergent..

when your furniture in the house consist of milk crates...

when your patio furniture or porch furniture is a living room set

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Permalink Reply by Cheryl K. Smith on January 19, 2010 at 9:20pm

When your halloween costume is bed linen...bed sheet for a ghost or pillow case for a cape

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Permalink Reply by AlbanyFriends.com on January 19, 2010 at 9:34pm

YOU'RE GHETTO WHEN.... you run out of soap or bubble bath & use DISH WASHING LIQUID to take a bath with.

Heck... YOU'RE GHETTO WHEN.... you refer to DISH WASHING LIQUID as "DISH DETERGENT".

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Permalink Reply by Cheryl K. Smith on January 19, 2010 at 9:47pm

Dang....it aint called Dish Detergent?

You know you ghetto when you use ruined hosiery as your stocking cap...with the knot in the top!

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Permalink Reply by Sonya Carswell on January 19, 2010 at 10:26pm

....you refer to Old English beer as 8-Ball and your size of choice is a 40 oz....excuse me a fordy oz...haha

(but seriously though, yall keep drankin' cause a sistah gotta pay some bills! LOL)

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Permalink Reply by Gwendolyn Braswell on January 20, 2010 at 9:59am

when you drive a cutlass on 24's with a handicap sign in the car Booming your system..."FOREVER MY LADY"...lol ..saw that this morning!!

@AF..I know I got a lil ghetto in me because my mama use to always get on my case for saying dish detergent instead of dish washing liquid...lol

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Permalink Reply by Sonya Carswell on January 20, 2010 at 5:25pm

Gwen....I don't know what da problem is...(haha)...I still say "dish detergent"! Is something wrong with that? Oh well, I guess we're just Ghetto in my family because.... my Ghetto sister says Skreet instead of Street...LOL!

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Permalink Reply by TAR$HA on February 11, 2010 at 9:43am

i don't think i have ever said dish washing liquid lolol just don't tell me i cant say washing powder either...when it's liquid lololol

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Permalink Reply by Gwendolyn Braswell on January 20, 2010 at 3:34pm

....you see see two bootleg cable companies in the SAME apartment community hating on the other cable bootleg service provider.....Just saw this at work ..The other bootlegger said: " Yall dont know what the Hell yall doing,See I wouldve did it better than that for only 20 bucks"....I mean wires hanging everywhere yalll...too funny!!!